I DON'T LIKE GAMES
Listen Buddy, life's a game, you either learn how to play it or someone runs off with your ball.
In the meantime, if you still need convincing that getting together with a bunch of mates and having fun Jungle Speed-style is the best way to make the evening go with a swing, here are some alternative pursuits.
 
  End of the world   For the incurably pessimistic amongst us,
here's proof that the world will end in 1998.
 
  Lovehearts   Meet Cheryl, she's the most beautiful girl in the world,
at least Bruce thinks so, bless his cotton socks.
 
  Pencils   Pretty much everything you could wish to know about
collecting pencils right here for your delectation.
 
  Cat   Feelin' feline? What better way to while away those long winter nights
than by dressing up your cat as a sailor.
 
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